So I'm returning to the parking garage from a marketing project, where I'm carrying a bag from an upscale "hardware" store. As I'm approaching my car, two rent-a-cops security guards approach me in one of those golf-cart type things.
Security Guard: Excuse me, we heard of an incident of shoplifting here.
Me: @_@ Uh...
Security Guard: Ha, just
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